voicemail.

[suiting]

[If there is no active post or you need to contact Inias, leave him a message.

He has no idea how to set up a private custom message, so you're just gonna have to deal.]

Comments

[Text]

[ramble_on]

it's because i'm an awesome leader

[Text]

[suiting]

You are not my leader. Castiel is.

And at any rate, I am not sure what you want me to do save for flying around looking for nothing.

I do not even know what half of these items are, let alone where to find them.

[Text]

[ramble_on]

cas is on another team so you're stuck with me

go fly around and find a unicorn

[Text]

[suiting]

[ . . . ]

I may be naive but I am not stupid.

[UNICORNS AREN'T REAL DEAN]

[Text] 1/3

[ramble_on]

it's on a list so it's got to be out there somewhere

use your brain inias

[Text] 2/3

[ramble_on]

maybe you can find a unicorn toy or something

[Thinking around the rules, that's what Winchesters do.]

[Text]

[ramble_on]

never mind just get it from a real unicorn it's safer

[Text]

[suiting]

[ ... ]

I am not going to harm a unicorn for a scavenger hunt.

If I can locate one, I am keeping it safe from harm.

If they exist.

And if I find out they are not real and you sent me on a "wild goose chase", I am going to be furious.

[Text]

[ramble_on]

they make scissors inias

you don't need to pull the thing's tail out

[Text]

[suiting]

I am sure it is equally as painful as pulling out feathers.

[The mere thought makes him cringe.]

Which I have already done for this idiotic scavenger hunt. You are welcome.

[Text]

[ramble_on]

you didn't have to pull them out

i took a few the last time you got them all over the temple

[For REASONS]

[Text]

[suiting]

[If Dean could see the look on Inias' face, he would piss himself laughing, because the poor thing looks positively scandalized.]

That is indecent.

[THOSE ARE HIS WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THEM]

[Text]

[ramble_on]

you mean convenient

[Text]

[suiting]

I meant indecent.

How do you even know which ones are mine?

[Text]

[ramble_on]

i live with you

i've seen you stand around and walk away and leave a pile of feathers behind you

i just don't say anything because i'm polite

[And by that he means because he wanted to pick them up.]

[Text]

[suiting]

[omg 8(]

They are not supposed to fall out.

[Text]

[ramble_on]

then maybe you should get someone to look at that

[Text]

[suiting]

Yes, perhaps I will go and ask Castiel, who will worry, or Gabriel, who will laugh. Or, better yet, Naomi, who will kill me.

[Text]

[ramble_on]

[Inias, Jesus...]

i'm no angel doctor but i'm pretty sure molting is a thing for you guys so don't get so dark about it

[Text]

[suiting]

We are not birds, Dean, we do not molt.

[they are totally birds and they totally molt]

[Text]

[ramble_on]

do you feel like you're dying

[Text]

[suiting]

[well]

No.

[Text]

[ramble_on]

then you're fine

so go get unicorn hair

[Text]

[suiting]

[rhrghurgjrhgrgedfgds]

Fine.