suiting | voicemail.

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voicemail.

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I am not going to harm a unicorn for a scavenger hunt.

If I can locate one, I am keeping it safe from harm.

If they exist.

And if I find out they are not real and you sent me on a "wild goose chase", I am going to be furious.

they make scissors inias

you don't need to pull the thing's tail out

I am sure it is equally as painful as pulling out feathers.

[The mere thought makes him cringe.]

Which I have already done for this idiotic scavenger hunt. You are welcome.

you didn't have to pull them out

i took a few the last time you got them all over the temple

[For REASONS]

[If Dean could see the look on Inias' face, he would piss himself laughing, because the poor thing looks positively scandalized.]

That is indecent.

[THOSE ARE HIS WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THEM]

you mean convenient

I meant indecent.

How do you even know which ones are mine?

i live with you

i've seen you stand around and walk away and leave a pile of feathers behind you

i just don't say anything because i'm polite

[And by that he means because he wanted to pick them up.]