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[Sam is 100% totally invested in everything you're doin' right now, Inias.

Nerdy motherfucker that he is.

PLANTS PLANTS PLAAAANTS]

... There's one thing I wouldn't mind doing.

[that angel hoodoo you do]

This is the kinda' thing I envied. During that screwy God event.

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Creation, lately, has not been the prime focus of our kind.

[Inias gently curls his fingers around the plants before plucking them up, examining them curiously before turning to Sam with a faint smile.]

It is a good gift to have.

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... Yeah.

[Sam can't help but be a little jealous. All of his 'gifts' are courtesy of hellfire and evil. He tries not to dwell on it, but the God event brings up some pretty sad thoughts. He refocuses on the plants instead.]

What's this?

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Foeniculum vulgare is the human Latin classification.

[Inias offers a thin smile.]

I believe you call it 'fennel'.

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Fennel. [He holds a hand out, calmly eager to examine it for himself.] Alright, then. Teach me about fennel. Might as well know what I can, if I'm going to be a sub-par farmer here.

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In one cup of raw fennel, you obtain a large amount of your daily required vitamin dose. Vitamin C, 17.4%. Fiber, 10.8%. Potassium, 10.2%. Manganese, 8.5%. Folate, 5.8%. Molybdenum, 5.7%. Phosphorus, 4.3%. Calcium, 4.2%. Magnesium, 3.6%. Iron, 3.5%. Copper, 3%. Vitamin B, 32.8%.

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It also assists with coughing.

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Wow. Might need to mark those ones down. [Gosh, Inias, TMI about plants and all. Still, this is good. Last thing he needs is to keep choking and hacking up lungs in people's presences.] I'd been using honey for the sore throats. And, uh — ginger roots for nausea.